BabyBlooze Buck 'up, buttercup! A collection of sad, mad, bad and completely adorable kids

Her mom calls her “the crying champ of New Jersey” — in this case, the single, lone tear was a result of a chocolate shortage on her plate (but certainly not on her mouth!)

(Thanks, Tracey R.! We’ll see if anyone has the goods to dispute the “Crying Champ of New Jersey” title!)